Patience Ceramic Coffee Mug - 14oz Campfire Style

⚠️ Official Morning Disclaimer Ahead!

Introducing the ceramic mug that's basically your "Do Not Disturb" sign until caffeination! Because everyone needs to know that your patience is like your coffee — currently brewing and not yet available for public consumption.

Features for the Not-Yet-Caffeinated

• Double-Sided Design: Warning visible from all angles
• 14oz Capacity: Enough coffee to activate patience mode
• Microwave Safe: For when patience needs a refill
• Dishwasher Safe: Because who has the patience to hand wash?
• Durable Ceramic: Survives pre-coffee handling
• Campfire Style: Classic design with white sesame glaze
• Made in USA: Quality American craftsmanship

Perfect For

• Morning meetings (that could've been emails)
• Early school drop-offs
• Before-coffee conversations
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• Office desk use
• Funny gifts for coffee lovers

Specifications

• Capacity: 14oz
• Dimensions: 4" (top diameter) × 3.5" (height) × 3" (bottom diameter)
• Material: Ceramic campfire style mug
• Finish: White sesame glaze with speckles
• Design: Both sides of mug
• Color: Light ivory with speckles and black lettering
• Weight: 14 oz
• Origin: Designed in the USA
• Brand: Gia Roma
• Care: Microwave & dishwasher safe

Care Instructions

• Microwave & dishwasher safe
• Use caution when removing from microwave
• Wash before first use
• Avoid abrasive cloths when cleaning

Warning: Does not actually generate patience, but effectively communicates your current operating status!

Pairs perfectly with your morning death stare and that "don't talk to me yet" energy!