{"product_id":"patience","title":"Patience Ceramic Coffee Mug - 14oz Campfire Style","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e⚠️ Official Morning Disclaimer Ahead!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIntroducing the ceramic mug that's basically your \"Do Not Disturb\" sign until caffeination! Because everyone needs to know that your patience is like your coffee — currently brewing and not yet available for public consumption.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eFeatures for the Not-Yet-Caffeinated\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDouble-Sided Design:\u003c\/strong\u003e Warning visible from all angles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e14oz Capacity:\u003c\/strong\u003e Enough coffee to activate patience mode\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMicrowave Safe:\u003c\/strong\u003e For when patience needs a refill\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDishwasher Safe:\u003c\/strong\u003e Because who has the patience to hand wash?\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDurable Ceramic:\u003c\/strong\u003e Survives pre-coffee handling\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCampfire Style:\u003c\/strong\u003e Classic design with white sesame glaze\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMade in USA:\u003c\/strong\u003e Quality American craftsmanship\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMorning meetings (that could've been emails)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEarly school drop-offs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBefore-coffee conversations\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePatience loading... please wait\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOffice desk use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny gifts for coffee lovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCapacity:\u003c\/strong\u003e 14oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 4\" (top diameter) × 3.5\" (height) × 3\" (bottom diameter)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Ceramic campfire style mug\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFinish:\u003c\/strong\u003e White sesame glaze with speckles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDesign:\u003c\/strong\u003e Both sides of mug\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eColor:\u003c\/strong\u003e Light ivory with speckles and black lettering\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWeight:\u003c\/strong\u003e 14 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOrigin:\u003c\/strong\u003e Designed in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBrand:\u003c\/strong\u003e Gia Roma\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Microwave \u0026amp; dishwasher safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMicrowave \u0026amp; dishwasher safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUse caution when removing from microwave\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWash before first use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvoid abrasive cloths when cleaning\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarning:\u003c\/strong\u003e Does not actually generate patience, but effectively communicates your current operating status!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePairs perfectly with your morning death stare and that \"don't talk to me yet\" energy!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Gia Roma","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":62565981028723,"sku":"sku-42700629704918","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0971\/8893\/8099\/files\/patiencem_8f16c1a6-476a-45a0-9db1-939f10ad58d3.jpg?v=1771978943","url":"https:\/\/officesanctuary.com\/products\/patience","provider":"Office Sanctuary ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}